What.. cold??

65°
Arizonans turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60°
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50°
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40°
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35°
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20°
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsin's close the windows.

0°
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.

-10°
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.

-20°
Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.)
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.

-30°
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsin people get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.

-40°
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Wisconsin start saying..."Cold enough for ya?"

-50°
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late.


Saw this somewhere today & it really made me laugh because it's totally true.

got to love Wisconsin!