I sure love you honey.

"I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor..." husband's ringtone plays.

"Hi babe!" I say.

"Hi honey, I sure love you!"

*sigh*

"What kind of car this time Joseph?"

.. at which point my loving husband goes on to explain to me how buying this Pontiac Sunfire will be such an easy fix, and better yet.. an easy way to make at least $1,000.

The worst part is that I know he's right.

I guess I'm just glad to have a mechanic for a husband!